Saturday, November 14, 2009

Where did Jesus hide his Space Ship?

The Star over Bethlehem was a space ship. Where did Jesus hide it? I heard it is hidden underneath the vatican. Why doesn't the Pope show us photos of the Holy Space Ship?

Where did Jesus hide his Space Ship?
This is something you should look further into. Perhaps consider checking the Sahara desert, its pretty large, maybe its somewhere underneath the dunes. Don't forget to pack a tinfoil hat and some tacky t-shirts, just in case. . .
Reply:Bin Laden has it.
Reply:He didn't hide it. It's in his garage
Reply:It's in Vegas.
Reply:you silly person you


the travelling mechanism Jesus used to get out of the earth is described in Ezekiel 1





ya know fire and cherubs and a cloud


and um


faster than the speed of light
Reply:Do you truly thing Jesus was an alien or is this a game for you?


Check out this web site:


www.bethlehemstar.net
Reply:Duh, he hid it next to the transformer under the Hoover Dam. Sheesh.
Reply:Are you out of your mind? Does The Bible ever tell you so. ( If you are a NON-Christian I can consider ). Jesus did'nt hid it okay. In Lukas the bible tells that he was born not brought to earth. Hope this will make you understand a little bit of christian. Sorry If I did something wrong like hurt your feeling I did not mean to hurt you.
Reply:He's too busy looking for His bong to remember....
Reply:It's in my backyard. You can come for a personal tour for the low low price of only $599. Tuesdays and Fridays only, please. No checks.

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