Saturday, November 14, 2009

How do they celebrate Christmas in heaven?

Do they use the ACTUAL star of Bethlehem for the top of the tree?


Does God dress up as Santa Claus"


Do they change the lyrics to Xmas carols? ( I rest you merry gentlemen....etc)


Is it just a birthday party for Jesus, with cake and fake candles that won't blow out?

How do they celebrate Christmas in heaven?
ORGY!!!
Reply:They sing Holy, Holy, Holy, The Lord God Almighty, day and night as they worship the Lamb without blemish that is worthy to open the book of life and judge us all.
Reply:a birthday celebration is something that the people on earth celebrate.





i dont think that there would be any need to celebrate such a day in heaven. if anything, in heaven we would celebrate the day that we were "saved", thats a day to hold on to.





God bless you
Reply:I don't think they do christmas in heaven. I think that they celebrate Christ period.
Reply:They have a parade of purple unicorns on the streets of clear gold.





(Note, only the clear gold part is strictly "Biblical".)
Reply:God wouldn't have to dress up as santa because they have St. Nicholas which is who santa is based on. So they have the real thing.
Reply:Christmass is man made. The word is not even in the Bible. It has come from decievers like the Catholic Chruch, the Harlot spoken of in the Bible.





Her daughters are all the protestant churchs that have come from her, thus the similarities. They all celebrate Christmass and Easter like their mother.





As far as heaven, this is another deception put out by the harlot and her daughters. How do we know??? There is no verse in the Bible that states any man at anytime going to heaven.





Jesus himself went to heaven and said no man hath ascended to heaven! There was no mortal man there. NONE.
Reply:You passed the metal detector when you are in heaven.





I suspect chocolate, gasoline, nudity, and very fast jets are part of the celebration.
Reply:The Halloween parties in hell are much better I hear.
Reply:well it is we who need to 'celebrate' things for gaining happiness... at heaven everyday is celebration.
Reply:They don't, 'cause they're all Baha'is.
Reply:no one gets presents cept jesus aaaagggghhhh
Reply:If you get there, you can relay to us how it goes. Putz
Reply:They rock the place. Its the most exciting moment in their year. The bible says that when ever a human choses to bow their knee to Christ they rejoice. So they really rock the place when they celebrate the event that initiated the cause for their rejoicing. You should hear them party on Easter. Whoa!!
Reply:In heaven..its Christmas everyday....no tree..the star is actually God's Glory..the only source of light that is visible throughout the entire place...and the carolers are thousands of angels singing "Hosanna!!"





all you can eat without gaining weight...dance and sing all the time...anything your heart desires...
Reply:I don't think they celebrate Christmas in Heaven.
Reply:bring birthday presents to Jesus.
Reply:with light warmeth an comfort
Reply:That's a good question. You do know that everyday's Christmas in heaven, right?





It's Christmas in Heaven.


All the children sing.


It's Christmas in Heaven.


Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.


It's Christmas in Heaven.


The snow falls from the sky,


But it's nice and warm, and everyone


Looks smart and wears a tie.





It's Christmas in Heaven.


There's great films on TV:


'The Sound of Music' twice an hour


And 'Jaws' One, Two, and Three.





There's gifts for all the family.


There's toiletries and trains.


There's Sony Walkman Headphone sets


And the latest video games.





It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven!


Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!


Every single day


Is Christmas day!





It's Christmas! It's Christmas in Heaven!


Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!


Every single day


Is Christmas day!
Reply:Christ mass belongs to the catholics.
Reply:Yep. That's how it is!
Reply:I'll be sure to let you know when I'm there via hell-mail.

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