Saturday, November 14, 2009

Is this song what Atheists sing when they carol?

To the tune of "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen"





Gods rest ye, Unitarians, let nothing you dismay;


Remember there's no evidence there was a Christmas Day;


When Christ was born is just not known, no matter what they say,


O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,


Glad tidings of reason and fact.


Our current Christmas Customs come from Persia and from Greece,


From solstice celebrations of the ancient Middle East.


This whole darn Christmas spiel is just another pagan feast,


O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,


Glad tidings of reason and fact.


There was no star of Bethlehem, there was no angels' song;


There couldn't have been wise men for the trip would take too long.


The stories in the Bible are historically wrong,


O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,


Glad tidings of reason and fact!





...if not, would you consider begining the tradition?

Is this song what Atheists sing when they carol?
no I prefer downing some liquor getting a loud stereo and going around with Highway To Hell blasting and dancing around like a nut.
Reply:I like it.
Reply:No, as a matter in fact, atheist don't waste their time with this Christmas, and your song was pretty lame.
Reply:yep it is
Reply:You may have been trying to be sarcastic-----but, you are a poet and didn't know it. And, everything you have written is true.





Thank you for your insight.
Reply:I LOVE IT!!!!





Thanks!
Reply:oh man you are a natural born song writer and I want your autograph!!!!!! I just LOVE THIS! i AM GOING TO PRINT IT OUT AND SING IT OUT!





I might make copies and bring them to the big family dinner tomorrow and have EVERYBODY sing!!!!





good thing they are a bunch of pagans and atheists too!!!





Ciao! You made my day!


Lady Morgana )0(
Reply:Hah, I think that's spiffy.
Reply:reads like a fairy tale
Reply:I like it.
Reply:Cool, that is a nice song! thanks for posting that here. I might just sing it.


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