A long-winded Christmas joke?

Three blokes have a sad road accident on Christmas Eve, and arrive at the Pearly Gates.


St. Peter asks them if they have anything to remind them of the meanings of Christmas.


1 I have this zippo cigarette lighter, which reminds me of the Star of Bethlehem in the sky


"Fair enough, in you go."


2 I have the three remaining poker dice in this pocket, which is a reminder of the Three Wise Men.


"OK, you're in"


3 He rummages, and produces a pair of red knickers.


"What has that got to do with Christmas?"





They are Carols.

A long-winded Christmas joke?
Tee hee hee.........Cute! Cute!
Reply:Thanks - I drearmed that ome up - give me a new one by all means.


I shall reply with another.


Stick them in a song perhaps ! Report It

Reply:Cute, Thanks for the early morning chuckle!
Reply:hahah.........nice one........lol
Reply:teehee
Reply:carols hahahahahaha. c a r o l s heeheeheeheeheehee


lol
Reply:liked it mate..lol
Reply:Not bad, I give it a 7-10
Reply:very seasonal, winter draws on!
Reply:lol....ooooo I liked that ...we need more santa jokes I think : )))
Reply:hohoho very goose i mean good
Reply:ive got a pair of dawns do they count he he.
Reply:Now we know what to buy Carol for Christmas.
Reply:n what exactly is he doing with those?? i sure hope carol is his wife and not his secretary! lol

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