Saturday, November 14, 2009

Where would jesus go first if he came back?

does he come back a baby? do we get to see another star of Bethlehem, virgin birth....the works? or does he come back as an adult?





i bet he goes to san francisco. he kind of had the hippie thing going, no? i can see jesus in berkley on haight and ashbury. or does he come to the united states at all? he didn't last time.





why didn't jesus go to north america, south america, or east asia? no one needed saving there? or was the son of god not powerful enough to travel?

Where would jesus go first if he came back?
he would probably pick up some medicinal marijuana in California due to the jet lag from the rapture, roll a joint, grab a few beers with today's self-proclaimed apostles and he may not be able to travel because of restrictions. he could be on the do not fly list. without a passport he could not get back into the usa.
Reply:Hooters
Reply:Israel, obviously! He'd head for the nearest synagogue, probably! It would be one of the few places that he would recognise.
Reply:Whenever I go back home the first place I hit is White Castle...











Mmmmmm.....White Castle...
Reply:he doesnt come back down to the earth. the bible says that those who are christians will be caught up in the air with him and will meet him in the clouds
Reply:Revelation 1:7


BEHOLD, HE IS COMING WITH THE CLOUDS, and every eye will see Him, even those who pierced Him; and all the tribes of the earth will mourn over Him. So it is to be. Amen.
Reply:R%26amp;S needs some saving;)
Reply:i'm thinking the bathroom.. isn't that where you'd go after two thousand years without one?





in all seriousness though, i hope he'd appear outside the 2008 bilderberg group conference with a megaphone and a flaming sword.
Reply:He'll land at the east gate of Jerusalem, the one that is now bricked over with a graveyard of thieves in front of it. The Muslims did this to prevent Jesus from entering the gate, as walking through a graveyard makes a Jewish man unclean according to Scripture.
Reply:Reminds me of an old joke:





"The pope's phone rings and his top counselor says: 'I have good news and bad news.'





The Pope asks what they are.





'The good news is Jesus has returned. The bad news is he's in Salt Lake City.'"
Reply:Applebees.
Reply:Guess he would go to his home town first, or where he is needed most.
Reply:Jesus will come back exactly where He left from, the mount of Olives. we are told this in Acts.





Jesus came to the Middle East because the Jews were God's chosen representatives on earth, now part of the greater community of the church.





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Reply:Every eye shall see.
Reply:He did come here. Read the Book of Mormon.
Reply:First, he'll visit Beijing. Catch a little Olympic action and then to meet up with Jay Leno for some great jokes he missed.
Reply:costco
Reply:Palestine
Reply:First of all...it's "Jesus". I know you might not care, but I just want to let you know. Second, he would probably go to South Africa, where they need it most. Many little children are dying there and need healing.
Reply:He will be seen from everywhere. No man will be able to hide.
Reply:Las Vegas.
Reply:The Bible says when He comes back, he will come in power and the whole world will see Him. He will land on a mountain outside Jerulsaem which will cause an earthquake, He will also fight and destroy the anti-christ's armies.
Reply:he will be in san francisco because of its large homosexual population. think about it, he was never married which was taboo back in those days.

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