I have another joke for you all to read,and if you like it give me a star..?

Where Was Jesus Born?





A lifelong unchurched man suddenly develops a vague religious urge and decides to join a church--any church. So he sets out to find one.





His first stop is a Roman Catholic church where he asks what he has to do to join. The priest mentions diligent study and the affirmation of the Nicene and Apostles' Creeds, then--just to see how much the man knows--asks him where Jesus was born. "Pittsburgh," he answers. "Get out!" cries the shocked priest.Next stop is a Southern Baptist church where the seeker is told he would have to learn Bible verses, swear belief in the Nicene and Apostles' creeds, swear off booze, and be baptized ("By immersion, not just some sissy sprinklin'"). The Baptist preacher then, to see how much this man knows, asks him where Jesus was born. "Philadelphia?" he asks tentatively (once bitten, twice shy). "Get out, you heathen!" yells the preacher.





Our perplexed protagonist finally walks into a Unitarian church where he is told all he has to do is sign a membership card. "You mean I don't have to renounce anything, swear to anything, or be dunked in anything?" "That's right. We have no special tests for membership, no dogma. We support total individual freedom of belief." "Then I'll join! But tell me--where was Jesus born?" "Why, Bethlehem, of course." The man's face lights up. "I knew it was some place in Pennsylvania!"

I have another joke for you all to read,and if you like it give me a star..?
thats worth five stars in my book
Reply:There's your star.
Reply:no its not that funny.


did you make it up yourself?
Reply:It's very clever
Reply:lol
Reply:Yeah that joke sucked. The punch line nade no sense at all. Wow, you must have mad that youself. wow...
Reply:It was cute.
Reply:I give you a star... I'm from Pa so it makes sense....Love it!!!
Reply:thats real good. lol
Reply:I dont really get it. I am assuming that Bethlehem is a small town in Pennsylvania??
Reply:that was dumb
Reply:which of these third graders has the best body, the blonde, brunnette or the redhead??





the blonde because she's eighteen.
Reply:After I wikipediaed Bethlehem it made me chuckle.
Reply:Good,, I am still trying to fully understand. But I am happy and laughing with your jokes. Keep posting your jokes. At least someone will enjoy.
Reply:That is the funniest joke I have heard all day.
Reply:don't really get the joke But churches really do not accept you for such stupid answers. my point religion is to teach and praise the holy spirit no one should ever be denied
Reply:lolz....... yes i will give you a star!











good luck!
Reply:jesus sux!
Reply:Yes, it was funny, you get a star.
Reply:LOL that was cute. :)
Reply:that joke sucked so hard.
Reply:Too long...I didn't read it!
Reply:lol clever.
Reply:Are you making fun of god!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!